brohamsandwich asked: 1, 14, 24?
1 - Five ways to win my heart
- like world/inferno friendship society as much as i do
- have a rad sense of fashion and appreciate my weird rad sense of fashion
- love my chihuahua as much as i love my chihuahua
- dance
- be able to aimlessly adventure in the middle of the night armed with nothing but gas in my tank, coffee, a few cigarettes and some music
14 - What I wore today
I wore a thrifted bizarre floral sweater with the neckline cut and a belt under my bustline, with jeggings (sssh they were a gift), a black bandana around my neck, and my new doc martens. HERE ARE SOME PICTURES. Pardon the poor quality and weird faces, my computer is on the fritz and I had to take them with my phone.



I still need to put on makeup, I plan on going out in a little bit because this outfit is fabulous, if I do say so myself.
24 - Five words/phrases that make me laugh
- “poop” (what it’s funny)
- “shit(insert anything here)”, for example shitbird, shitbeard, etc
- “kvitz”
- “i’m not (some -ism, i.e. racism, sexist, cissexism, etc), but—” followed by something irrelevant and therefore not -ist
- any 90’s catchphrase that teens would have said